Fake Romney talks about spray tans, makes car roof jokes
                                
                                
                                    (Newser) -
                                    First there was  Texts From Hillary , now there's Texts From Mitt. As you can imagine, these texts are a little less badass, a little more rich guy. Dreamed up by Nick Douglas at  Slacktory  and spotted by the  Huffington Post , the fake Mitt sends texts joking about his birth...