Sports | Little League World Series Little League's Foul Plays By Michael Foreman Posted Aug 26, 2008 7:51 PM CDT Copied Instructions for instant replay are seen in a room in Lamade Stadium, Aug. 21, 2008, in South Williamsport, Pa. (AP Photo, file) Just like their big-league heroes, Little League players compete each year in their own small-fry World Series. But Deadspin offers 10 reasons to cancel the big game: Flat-brimmed caps: Learn to crease those caps boys. Giving up home runs to Canada: No self-respecting team should lose to hockey players. The National Anthem on violin: Is there anything less manly? Overzealous parents: You're way too into it. The Goodyear Blimp: Just plain overkill. Crying: Quit humiliating bawling kids on TV. Instant replay: Let them duke it out the old-fashioned way. Old men: Stop shelling out snack bar money—they're not your kids. Dugout, the mascot: The "Disneyesque" rodent doesn't inspire. Pretentious pledges: Lose the "I Won't Cheat" patches. Read These Next Her blood isn't compatible with anyone else's. Rubio says the fate of Iran's conversion facility is what matters. Some of the most explosive Diddy allegations are dropped. NJ lifeguard survives after being impaled by an umbrella. Report an error