Celebrity | Paula Deen Deen Makes Unfortunate Declaration About Life Her 6-word memoir would read ... 'Might as Well Eat That Cookie' By Polly Davis Doig Posted Jan 18, 2012 9:02 AM CST Updated Jan 18, 2012 10:37 AM CST Copied Paula Deen has Type 2 diabetes. While Deen has cut out sweet tea and taken up the treadmill off camera, she plans few changes on the air. (AP Photo/Food Network, File) Paula Deen, that bastion of moderation and recent convert to the church of Novo Nordisk after her not-so-recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes, has a memoir out. Well, an Oprah-version of a memoir. Winfrey's magazine asks various celebs and non-celebs to succinctly sum up their lives in a "six-word memoir" in its February issue. Deen participated, and now's your chance to guess how her version reads. A Little Salad Wouldn't Kill You? Or maybe Sorry, America, for Glorifying Fatty Food? No. Deen's six-word take on life is: Might as Well Eat That Cookie. Nemesis Anthony Bourdain still isn't impressed with Deen's antics, notes TMZ, tweeting, "Thinking of getting into the leg-breaking business, so I can profitably sell crutches later." Click for more on Deen. Read These Next Defense officials react to Hegseth's Quantico meeting. Government shutdown is here. Here's what to expect. President asks nation's top generals to loosen up. Turns out life on the California coast isn't always breezy. Report an error