Robbers Steal Bag of Dough From Pizzeria Owners

Another entry in the Dumb Criminals Department: Two men followed the owners of Brother's Pizzeria to their Staten Island home, donned masks, waved guns, and made off with a bag of dough. Except the bag didn't contain the day's cash: It contained—you guessed it—pizza dough. Salvatore LaRosa turned himself in on Friday, and faces charges more serious than dough-theft: Though the bag contained only a pizza ingredient, the victim resisted, and was shot twice in the legs, reports the New York Daily News.