Newser Story Index from March, 2012

Welcome to the Newser Story Index. Here you find stories written by Newser writers and editors, assembled with supporting photos and videos from the files of the news story.

DSK Charged in French Hooker Ring
Obama, Medvedev Caught on Hot Mic
ScarJo Hacker Pleads Guilty
Pope Quietly Lands in Cuba
Woman, 83, Sues Apple After Walking Into Glass Door
Santorum: I'm a Real GOPer for Cursing Out NYT Journo
Romney's Staff Destroying His Chances
Banned From NYC Tests: Dinosaurs, Aliens, Birthdays
Risky Malaria Drug: a Factor in Afghan Massacre?
Day 1 of ObamaCare Hearings Done
Type in Socialists.com, and Guess Where You'll End Up?
James Cameron's Sub Sprung Leak
Work Halted at 75% of 'Pink Slime' Maker's Plants
Mad Men Return Slow but Satisfying
Cain Ad Blows Bunny Out of Cannon, Shoots It
Zimmerman: Trayvon Martin Pummeled Me
And This Year's Emmy Host Is...
TSA Agents Hospitalized by Noxious Bag
Mom's Article About Obese Kid's Diet Sparks Fury
Turkey Closes Syria Embassy
Tim Tebow Locked in Love Triangle?
Suspect Held in Gruesome San Francisco Murders
Bernanke: Fed Will Do More to Boost Economy
Outrage Over Rihanna-Themed 'Black & Bleu Burger'
For Lawyers, Health Case an Exhausting Marathon
Afghan Soldier Kills 2 NATO Troops
Medical Pot Delivery Guy: 2 Ninjas Robbed Me
Robert Bales' Wife: I Don't Think He Killed Them
As ObamaCare Hearings Begin, 5 Things to Watch
Witness: Zimmerman Straddled Trayvon
Landmark Priest Sex Abuse Trial Begins
Afghan Massacre's 17th Victim: Fetus
Santorum Calls Out NYT Reporter's 'BS'
James Cameron Back From Planet's Deepest Spot
Obama Ready to Cut Nukes Again
Was Dick Cheney Too Old for a Heart Transplant?
New Agers Head to 'Noah's Ark' to Dodge Doomsday
MI-5 to Put All 4K Agents on Olympic Watch
Schumer: Re-Examine All 'Stand Your Ground' Laws
Group Calls for Black Militia to Grab Zimmerman
Park Romney: Mormonism Is a Fraud
Was Brit Exec Killed for Links to Booted China Boss?
Santorum: Mitt's Advantage Is 'Bad Math'
MSU Student Killed in Dorm
Eggs-treme Parents Force Easter Hunt Cancellation
Miss Universe Execs Boot Transgender Contestant
7.1 Quake Shakes Up Chile
Kansas Rounds Out Final 4
10 Celebrities and Their Sometimes Weird Hobbies
Weapon of the Future: Water