King's Wife to Lover: Larry Will Die Soon
 King's Wife to Lover: 
 Larry Will Die Soon 
plus: sex in his bed
Kate Wants to Date the Hoff
 Kate Wants to Date the Hoff 
you can't make this stuff up
Hitler Broadcasts Fueled Rise of Radical Islam
Hitler Broadcasts Fueled
Rise of Radical Islam
new book
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Ask a Tea Partier: Why Do You Hate Obama?
 Ask a Tea Partier: 
 Why Do You Hate Obama? 
'umm, see, well...'
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Canoeist: Whale Drowned My Pal
Canoeist: Whale
Drowned My Pal
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Woman: I Posed for 'Charming' Dating Game Killer
 Woman: I Posed 
 for 'Charming' 
 Dating Game Killer 
'LUCKY TO BE ALIVE'
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Russia Bans Scientology Texts

  Russia Bans Scientology Texts 
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Geezer Bandit Hits 7th Bank
 Geezer Bandit Hits 7th Bank 
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FBI Opens Inquiry of Massa
 FBI Opens Inquiry of Massa  
Dow Seesaws, Rises 8
 Dow Seesaws, Rises 8 
MARKETwatch
Being Fat Hurts Your Brain
 Being Fat Hurts Your Brain 
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Apple Should Sue! vs. No, Just Suck It Up
Apple Should Sue!
vs. No, Just Suck It Up
opposing views
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$100 Bill Goes 3D
 $100 Bill Goes 3D 
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Why Archiving Tweets for Posterity Is a Wise Move
Why Archiving Tweets for Posterity Is a Wise Move
opinion
Tori Gets Her Very Own Talk Show

 Tori Gets 
 Her Very Own 
 Talk Show 
kate gosselin must be so jealous
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Roethlisberger Will Sit 6 Games
 Roethlisberger Will 
 Sit 6 Games 
updated
11 Worst Things Ever Lost
 11 Worst Things Ever Lost 
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